Upward, Through The Ozone

Issue #21.0

“The Newsletter for the hopeless, helpless and unimaginative”

Life is too short. Carpe diem.

Thought of the day…

If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.

Ashleigh Brilliant

A few notes from The Creator…

Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there is some ordinance under which you can be booked.

Robert D. Sprecht (Rand Corp)

A lot of new stuff has been added to “The Ozone” in the past couple of weeks. I have expanded and updated almost everything. There is still a lot to add, but have patience since these things take time. Some of the new features are;

Affiliate Agreements with a bunch of neat companies; Walmart, Amazon, All-Posters.com, Wine.com, Crazy Aaron’s Putty World, A Candle, Office Depot, American Flags.com, Barnes & Noble, Computers 4 Sure, Sharper Image, TailGator, Circuit City, Frank Bee Costumes, Hotwire, I Hate Clowns, The Shaman Shop & Keg Works. Ads for most of these companies are displayed on this page and spread throughout the website. A complete listing of the Merchants/Advertisers can be found by clicking on: Merchant List. When you get to the list, a click on a particular Merchant name will take you to a page in “The Ozone” with their display ad. You can click & shop at all of these Merchants from the comfort of your nest. Most of these companies offer special buys & deals on shipping when you visit their websites.

If you like to shop on the Internet, please consider using the Merchants/Advertisers in “The Ozone.” When you shop with them, you are supporting “The Ozone” at the same time. Again, please let me know if there are companies, which you would like me to add to the list, and I will try my best to do so. Please ask your friends (business & personal) to join in too – the more, the merrier.

Don’t forget to send your relationship questions to the “Love Goddess!”  Send in your questions and dating problems to OZONA, The Love Goddess and let’s see if she can handle them.

Mark Your Calendar…

The Ranger isn't gonna like it, Yogi.

BooBoo

Boy, is there a lot to do around the area & the state. Explore the “Events” section for some great ideas on how to celebrate life. If you know of some neat events that are missing from the list, let me know and I will add them.

Several folks have asked when the next “Ozone Road Trip” is scheduled. Well, I just don’t know. If you are interested in getting together for a fun day trip, send me a note and I will start putting something together.

Reviews of Events…

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.

Walt Disney

If you know of someone who would like to advertise in “The Ozone” please have him, her or them contact me. T.C.

Interesting Websites to visit…

Today is the last day of your life so far.

Author Unknown

Everyday Business…

When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.

Cynthia Heimel

If you would like your address deleted from “The Ozone” mailing list, please let me know and I won’t bother you anymore. T.C.

Disclaimer: Neither I, nor “The Ozone” take any responsibility for the content of any website, but merely try to make readers aware of the existence of other horizon broadening thoughts, ideas and concepts out there in, where else, “The Ozone”. This is my job as T.C.

Anybody who may want to wax eloquent in “The Ozone” just needs to ask. We aren’t proud. We’ll take almost anybody or anything. Of course, by necessity, correspondents fill an unpaid position, having to survive on the satisfaction they receive from helping their fellow male and female beings, those in-between male and female and those in transition from male to female and vice versa.

If there are places or events that you would like listed in “The Ozone” please let me know and I will do so. Let me know if you find underlined links that do not work and I will try to get them fixed or correct them. Clue: If they are not underlined, they are not a link yet. Email me and we will figure it out. Maybe. By the way, your email address and any other data will never be released to anyone without your express permission.

**Yet another Note from T.C.: “Upward through the Ozone” is all mine, like everything in this web site (ask for permission to reprint things, or else.) In other words, I take all of the credit and because of all the work that has gone into this, I raise a glass of something or other to me all the time; nobody else seems to. There was that one time when a friend raised a glass to my lips because I was on the floor and couldn’t reach the bar. Heck, I couldn’t reach my lips. I don’t know if that counts. To say the least, it was a friendly gesture. If I know or can find out whom to attribute a saying to or anything else in this web site, I will do my best to give them credit. If I can’t find out anything, I offer my apologies to the sage individual who thought it up first. Like the old steer in the pasture, at least I tried.

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